"Never mind about fashion statements, it's keeping my ears warm!"
"I dunno, we don't have those big white crashy things at the lake."
"Who put that there?"
"I told you, I don't want to play!"
Homeward bound
"Ahoy there."
"This seat is COLD!"
"Who, me?"
"I'll eat this, if it's the last thing I do."
"What are you looking at?"
"OOPS......!"
"And for my next trick, I'm going to make this disappear"
"I think I prefer this one to the cap, what do you thnk?"
Three newfies and a wedding - Congratulations to Melissa
Time to go and where is the designated driver?
"Love you dad, and this is a newfie bear hug to prove it."
"Yes, I know it's wet."
"Aaah, this is what I mean by 'cooling my heels'."
"Hey, this berth isn't big enough for both of us!"
Winner of the newfie head swallowing contest.
"Let's have a pool party."
"Aaah, peace at last."
"Don't look, we're changing into our swimming things."
If it's in the water, it needs rescuing, doesn't it?
"Go on, give me a cuddle, I'm only a bit slobbery."
"Ooohh, look at that." "I see it, but I don't believe it!"
"Bet you can't do this."
"Don't even think about it!"
"Leave me alone, I'm having a bad hair day."
"No it isn't paint, I'm Irish Spotted, okay!"
The Bride & Groom
"Glad they didn't put me on a diet."
"Listen, I'll distract them while you get the fridge door open."
Man's Best Friend
Party pooper
"Mum says I have to hold the rope but she didn't say I couldn't chew it too."
"Do I look like I need the goodness of Guinness?"
"What do you mean, I was supposed to bring back the whole boat?"
"It's okay, I'm not driving, hic."
"I just love being pampered."
"Come on, it's my turn. I wanna be pushed instead of pulling."
"I wanted a nice straw boater and look what they gave me."
"You can smile, my hairdo is completely ruined!"
Must have been a heck of a joke!
Commentator: "Inside the last furlong and it's Murphy with a clear lead ..."
The Great Escape - "Okay chaps, we've got the ladder, let's go for it!"
"Yippee, snow!!"
"I've done the "Sit" but let's keep the "Stay" short, shall we."
"Not much happening this afternoon, is there?"
Snow Bathing - "Ahh ... must have been like this back in the old country."
"Anyone for tennis?"
Dining out alone
"Who's cooking the barbeque?"
"I'm pretty sure they've only got one of these."
If the bag is open, it's obviously an eat-all-you-can buffet
Not much low-hanging fruit left!
"Will somebody please turn the tap on."
"I wanna be a slug!"
"Come back here, that's my ball!"
"Here I come, I'm going to grab that tail."
"He gave the rosette to me, give it back."
